ES&D

by Pear Nuallak

About the Comic
what is going on D:

What is it?

This, my dear friends, is a work of pure genius. It is quite simply atrocious. It is a moist, steaming pile of fine and  pungent fecal matter processed into HTML. This is bad British highschool humour at its worst, best and most offensive.  Dear reader, I would like you to keep in mind the following points: This comic will have no consistent, long-term storyline. It is not an epic tale of dragons, damsels and tentacle rape. It is, at most, a collection of silly anecdotes between friends. Keeping in mind that we are all about sixteen years old, this will not include sophisticated and witty humour. In fact, it will be crude and lewd. This brings us to the next point... This comic contains elements of humour which may be considered extremely offensive. In other words, it is 'politically incorrect'. We will play into racial stereotypes (and use of racial slurs), faggotry, rape jokes and the like, all in the name of mockery.  None of us are, in the conventional sense, prejudiced. This means that none of us are actually racist or homophobic, and we try to be as open-minded and accepting as possible. Of course we will occasionally lapse into ignorance (we are merely human), but we try to overcome that as much as possible. Except if you're a furry or, horror of horrors, a paedo-furry. Stan also hates the French, but that is his own personal prejudice. I firmly believe that his hair impairs his thinking.  Do not take this comic seriously. If you are a humourless bastard (i.e furry) and decide to email me with a verbose chastitisment of my poor taste, intolerance and immaturity - well, my dear, you are wasting your time. I will not give a shit if you decide to OMG!1!! stop reading my comic because you find it offensive or juvenile. And your mother does  have smelly hands. We love Invader Zim. Yes. Yes, we do.  It is called 'ES&D' (Eat Shit and Die) because I don't really give a damn about it being so shoddy and unprofessional, because that is its charm, and because it is the succinct reply and instruction given if anybody dares to question myself or the comic.

Who's in it, and why is this abomination here?

We are, quite simply, three teenagers from Britain (two honkey whiteboys and a chinky yellow aZn girl, to be specific). Please check the Cast page for the individual details, stats and a few pictures for your masturbatory pleasure. Oh those sneaky paedo-furries...! We all met in the latter years of highschool and we have stuck together since, particularly this past year. We have discovered a common sense of humour between us, and we are all great fans of webcomics (please check our pimping page for links to our particular favourites!). Thus, the idea of a webcomic between us was birthed, but has not come into actual fruition until these recent months. I wanted to see if I could produce satisfactorily drawn strips that involved good comic sequencing to effectively and spontaneously communicate quick, punchy humour and human expression. So far, the response has been positive, so I have at least succeeded a little with the small number of people that have viewed my comic. Therefore, we can only conclude that this comic is only one of my many conquests and is only here to bolster my teetering teenage ego. What larks!!

 

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